therealfriskymr:

#FemDom Tribute, Be bound to @TheRealFriskyMr — #BDSM —

therealfriskymr:

#FemDom Tribute, Be bound to @TheRealFriskyMr — #BDSM —

(via sweetiekaye)

I am a Traditionalist.

the-people-of:

Does this statement apply to you? Reblog it and be counted. More information here.

(via nolongerwhole)

nolongerwhole:

politicsandtea:

shes—like-texas:

red-dirt-roads:

mapsontheweb:

Divided States

Texas will be Texas

Yeah screw that. Texas will be its own damned country. No way in hell will we join Mexico.


Idaho will never allow foreign occupation.

nolongerwhole:

politicsandtea:

shes—like-texas:

red-dirt-roads:

mapsontheweb:

Divided States

Texas will be Texas

Yeah screw that. Texas will be its own damned country. No way in hell will we join Mexico.

Idaho will never allow foreign occupation.

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you anything they’re curious about.

oddments-and-curiosities:

zombiethebob:

insidiouspie:

blue-eyed-hanji:

did this girl embrace the fact that her face became a meme?

yes. yes she did.

For a long time now… Yes.

Those eyes…they call to me…

(via fandemoniumconvention)

mishasminions:

hyphydollaz:

sesamestreethockey:

anrdew:

I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button

image

this has too many notes to be safe

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but drinking cough syrup
when you didn’t have a cough
is ironic.
because in reality you’re
sicker than you thought.

but drinking cough syrup

when you didn’t have a cough

is ironic.

because in reality you’re

sicker than you thought.

(via whenidojump)

humblegamers:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Rocks fall you die. burn your character sheet and roll up a new one"

humblegamers:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Rocks fall you die. burn your character sheet and roll up a new one"

(via whenidojump)